Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal…Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,  t h e   B r e a k f a s t   C l u b.

geoffframsey:

life lessons with patrick stump

geoffframsey:

life lessons with patrick stump

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"No spiders are my friends"

"Nope you are terrified"

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

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takelunatothemoon:

If I was in Divination at Hogwarts sitting with the person I like I’d be interpreting their tea leaves like “woAH it looks like you’re gonna be in a relationship soon??? With…the person sitting across from you??? Haha how oddly specific right”

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